Can anyone give me a book to read, I'm bored.?

Read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for lol, more Vonnegut, and Anthony Burgess wrote the book "Little Big Man," you know...I think E.M. Forster wrote another book or two... there's also John Irving, The World According to Garp or Setting Free the Bears; and Ken Kesey's books, the two of them, one of a hospital and the other of a dynasty's struggles...Kerouac, Jack London wrote a lot of interesting stuff about travel and all, and John Muir wrote a fantastic book called "Stickeen," it's a must-read beauty of a slim volume...